Part II of Fastboy XIV: The Huge Battle

Last time on Fastboy, we were in the middle of a huge battle.

So, the fast goods--who are a group of good people who are really, really, fast--were surrounded by the Alphabet Evils.

They found a way to defeat Mr. S., Mr. T, and Mr. A. But there are so many letters. There are still some more left.

There is Mr. Z. Mr. B. And also Mrs. X. (They can't all be Mr. Mr. Mr.)

Then.

They attacked Mr. B and Mrs. X. Then there was only Mr. Z left. The Fast Goods couldn't believe their eyes! As Mr. Z grew more and more claws until they reached the height of TWENTY FIVE!! And he beated every single Fast Good except for Fastboy.

It was the bring on.

Fastboy had to put on his ultimate gear.

And the battle was on.

And then Fastboy was too strong for Mr. Z. He attacked him with his laser beams and made him fall to the ground.

The Fastgoods had winned.

And so, Fastboy put his ultimate gear off.

And they all had a picnic and ate hot dogs.

The End.

Fastboy XIV: The Huge Battle

It was a long time ago. Fastboy had fought the Alphabet Evils.

Now.

Here comes

The Ultimate

Battle.

Against Fast Goods.

and also versus the Alphabet Evils.

They fought and fought and fought.

Fastboy was about to win.

But it was the final round against Mr. Z ([whisper] he has six claws). He's the most powerful Alphabet Evil in the entire world.

And then...

To be continued...

Tomorrow will be a fun day

Well, alright. Tomorrow will be a fun day because I get out of school early tomorrow. And I get to hang out with my Aunt and see "Legend of the Guardian."

"Legend of the Guardian" is a good movie because it is about owls. That have adventures. To get guardians. And because their leader is named Soren. And that's a cool name.

And I'm going to the zoo tomorrow. And don't tell my sister but I might have a sleepover at my grandma's tomorrow.

Mom says I should be grateful and not sad. But sometimes at night I'm sad. I think it's because it's dark and I'm kind of scared.

And because under all my covers I feel like a hot dog. And monsters love hot dogs.

My favorite food is hot dogs.

Fastboy XIII: Revenge of Mr. T

It was a rainy and cloudy night with trees. Dead trees. It was the day that lightning came.

And Mr. T came out.

He'd been hiding in the desert, but he has come back. [low, serious voice] To seek revenge.

But Fastboy was there. And he was mad. Mr. T had stolen jewels and charms. Rich charms.

So Fastboy and Mr. T came together.

Fastboy said, "I see you've returned. To seek revenge. Shall we battle?"

"Yes," said Mr. T. "Let's do."

Turns out Fastboy won.

Because he gave him a wedgie.

The End.

Me and My Friend When We Weren't Friends

I told you about how I got in a fight with my friend. And I haven't told you his name yet. His name is Adam. Before we were friends we were in kindergarten and we were in a huge fight. I never got his attention. Once on our second field trip on the bus he standed up and he hurt me. He was kind of a bully then.

When we became friends was when I told him I had a D.S. And then I got a D.S.I. which made him really happy.

And now we are, like, BFFs.

And that's the story.

If you're reading this, I hope you're a big fan of my blog. Cause guess what. I'm going to show you a Fast Boy story tomorrow. On a post.

And that's it.

Oh, wait.

Also, there's going to be a contest.

You have to read as much as possible. Blogs readings. Even my mom's blog. And the reward will be I'll give you cookies. And let you play my new D.S. game. If I know you. And you're near by.

Lily thinks she's five

My sister Lily thinks she's five.  Because she thinks that she jumped through an extra year.  And I have no idea why.  She's really four.  And I am six.

If you're reading this post you should be older than four, because otherwise you can't read my blog.

Here is a picture of Lily. She says this is her family. But I don't think she's a pig. Except sometimes I do.

Today I got punched.

Maybe because I punched someone first.  My thoughts are: that it's bad.  And punching in the peanuts is especially not good. 

The thing about the broken car is

that it's OK.

My Aunt Barb is going to sell my old toys at a garage sale tomorrow, so I think we'll be able to buy a new car.

The horrible horrible horrible day

I'm Sam and I like to play outside everyday and write fast boy books. 

Here's a fast boy book.  It's about Fast Boy versus Mr. T.  Mr. T is like Doctor Octopus only badder.  He's a bad guy.  But he might win some battles.  And I hope you have a good time on this post.

And so.  Um.  Yeah. 

By the way, I had the most horrible, horrible, horrible day.  To begin with, I was late to school and missed breakfast.  So I was hungry and cranky.  Then I got in a big fight with my best friend.  Then my ride forgot to pick me up.  I sat in the office for half an hour and was too nervous to use my new cell phone to call anyone, so I had the office lady do it.  She called my mom.  But when my mom came, the car broke down.  So we had to wait some MORE for the tow truck and for my dad to come get us.  And then my mom and dad thought it might be a good idea to go to a hotel WITHOUT ME.  And that is just not OK. 

That's prettymuch it. 

Goodbye. 

From Sam.

I'm a rockin' kid and this is my blog.

The reason I want to blog is that I want to be like my mom.  And the reason it's called the fast boy blog is that I made up a character named FAST BOY who is the fastest character created by any author ever.  His enemy is Mr. T, the leader of the Alphabet Evils.  You're probably wondering what Alphabet Evils is.  Well I'll tell you.  It is all of the force of the evil in the Alphabet.  Fast Boy has a few side kicks to help him.  I'll tell you about them later because Mom says it's bedtime.